Well since it's for school, I guess I have no qualms with explaining to you my choice to neglect real life issues for World of Warcraft.

World of Warcraft is bettering me mentally and physically whereas watching TV is just a waste of time.

More from Kul Tiras realm's village idiot.

This Little Johnny sounds like quite the asshole.

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