"a_guy" is charming even when he's not trying.
Booooo! Hisss!! Get off the stage!
Condolences, baby. You will be dumb as a brick and you were not meant for this world.
The Internet has a weird way about making all of this sound really sinister.
Spokker Jones question found!
Ma'am, what if I told you I have the miracle of a lifetime right here in this briefcase?
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