I'm currently rolling on the Y axis, as in "Y, God, Y??"

These are questions better answered by little pamphlets and introductory videos.

Posting on Indymedia doesn't make you a reporter, sorry.

Remember in that one Child's Play movie where he said, "GIVE ME THE POWER, I BEG OF YOU"? Neither do I, it's okay.

Sometimes raindrops run down my window and I'll stare out into the distance wondering about things like where people I used to know ended up and how the universe will end. "good knower" wonders about better stuff.

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