Is this a trick question?

It's like they updated the chicken and the egg question for the 21st century.

"loveagurl" has MULTIPLE HERPES.

If he were 12 this would be cute, now it's just sad.

"good," he typed, as drool formed a puddle in the crease between his greasy breasts and bulbous stomach.

All of the seats in "paul_ajai's" house have mysterious brown lines all over them.

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