Is this a trick question?
It's like they updated the chicken and the egg question for the 21st century.
"loveagurl" has MULTIPLE HERPES.
If he were 12 this would be cute, now it's just sad.
"good," he typed, as drool formed a puddle in the crease between his greasy breasts and bulbous stomach.
All of the seats in "paul_ajai's" house have mysterious brown lines all over them.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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