Is this a trick question?
It's like they updated the chicken and the egg question for the 21st century.
"loveagurl" has MULTIPLE HERPES.
If he were 12 this would be cute, now it's just sad.
"good," he typed, as drool formed a puddle in the crease between his greasy breasts and bulbous stomach.
All of the seats in "paul_ajai's" house have mysterious brown lines all over them.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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