I like how this one had to go to a tiebreaker, as if there was some disagreement about the proper course of action.

Nicole is used to things hiding from her.

"chicken_*" has confused his body with a sizzling pan of eggplant parmesan.

It doesn't really help matters much that "froggman's" little avatar picure looks like one of the street thugs in Final Fight.

I've got 99 problems and a gross old man ain't one.

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