Astral Society

If you are interested in making chairs dance a jig and fly around your bed using the power of your mind, you'd feel right at home at Astral Society!

Take that, science!

"Goka's" gross body vibrates and then nothing comes near them. Well, no shit.

At the top it says "read 109 times" but I honestly doubt that's the case.

Don't even try making a psi ball unless it's so windy that your hair sticks out to the side and your clothes fly off.

Wouldn't it be easier to just buy water balloons?

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