Lay that blob of sagging, spotted flesh you call a body next to me, babe.
Oh all right man, thanks for clearing that one up.
A friend of mine once told me over the phone that he "ownzored" something and after that call I avoided talking to him for like a month.
Anger is not a good gift this holiday season. In fact, anger is the worst possible gift you could give (besides a stocking full of those giant pink peanut-shaped marshmallow candies).
The disgusting sexual habits of the future... today!
He probably left his keys over there or something.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
It's true. Grimace is human. God help us, we did our best for him.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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