Lay that blob of sagging, spotted flesh you call a body next to me, babe.
Oh all right man, thanks for clearing that one up.
A friend of mine once told me over the phone that he "ownzored" something and after that call I avoided talking to him for like a month.
Anger is not a good gift this holiday season. In fact, anger is the worst possible gift you could give (besides a stocking full of those giant pink peanut-shaped marshmallow candies).
The disgusting sexual habits of the future... today!
He probably left his keys over there or something.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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