"John W. Kole" must have had the worst Christmas ever last year.


Nathan is who he is and he doesn't care who knows it.

Tell the gas station I said hi.

Oh yes, it makes perfect sense. "ScYtH" is an idiot.

What the fuck is this stupid shit?

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