"John W. Kole" must have had the worst Christmas ever last year.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Nathan is who he is and he doesn't care who knows it.
Tell the gas station I said hi.
Oh yes, it makes perfect sense. "ScYtH" is an idiot.
What the fuck is this stupid shit?
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
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