Urban Dictionary

I am so glad this site exists. I had always wanted to know the definitions of r0x, r0x t3h d1c3, r0x0r, r0x0r b0x0rz, r0x0r like a f0x0r in a b0x0..., r0x0r my b0x0rz, R0x0r y0ur b0x0rs, r0x0r your b0x0r, r0x0rful, r0x0rian, r0x0rs, r0x0rz, r0x0rz j00 b0x0rz, r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz, r0x0rz jur b0x0rz, r0x0rz my b0x0rz, r0x0rz my s0x0rz, r0xx0r, r0xx0rs, r0xx0rz, r0xxx0rz, and r0xzed.

The Internet is the place to get angry over really stupid shit! RAAARGHHHHHH

Next time you're about to be busted for possession, print this out and give it to a cop. It'll give him a good laugh and maybe he won't be so mean.

"restin256" has to type in a bunch of shit to make his sound card work, that's why he's a better computer user than you.

Callous? Come on!

There's always something like this on every website we visit. It's kind of like how every time I look for a new wallpaper I come across a few of those 3D mirror spheres hovering over checkerboard planes.

This truly is ... cyberspace ...

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