Patriotic Bassets, submitted by Nightmarez. Still not tired of super-patriotism yet? Haven't got enough of the US flag to slake your thirst? Then click on over to see Patriotic Bassets and subject yourself to an incoherent narrative in the form of text rammed crudely onto images of poor dogs dressed in sweaters.
"Maggie & Rock in Pennsylvania"
Diane Z. is their mom.
Someone needs to euthanize these animals as soon as possible.
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