The Nude Auto Mall

Monday, Feb 27, 2006 by Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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The Nude Auto Mall, submitted by Assassassassin. Got a car gathering dust in your garage and want to get rid of it in an environment that is also accomodating to your lifestyle as a lover of naked ugly women? Are you a naked ugly woman? Then come on down to the Nude Auto Mall!

Hey, anbody want to buy the hood to a random car? Great news!

Candee showing you this 75 442 Hood's Boo Boo.

Hooray! You know, I sure could use a tractor and some sort of pale and meaty way to carry around my hepatitis. Oh, hey, here's both and they already come with hepatitis!

Caution, boy I couldn't have said that better myself, this John Deere Operator looks mighty dangerous to me.

I bet she loves watching bass fishing on TV.

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