James Lee Barrett screenplay
Lt. Col. Fancy P. Royal story "Sheriff Vietnam"
Genre: War / Patriotism / Vietnam / Swaggering Nationalism (more)
Tagline: He brought justice to Texas, now he's bringing freedom to Indochina, one dead gook at a time!
Plot Summary: The Sheriff of a small Texas town gets fed up with the number of teenagers being killed in Vietnam and enlists to bring peace and democracy to the dumb jungle spooks that (more) (view trailer)
Plot Keywords: Cowboy Patriot / Jungle Mutilation / Baby Killing / Asians Digging Holes (more)
User Comments: This film sickens me beyond belif nothing but dumb racst jingoism for teh babykillers in vietnam a bad lesson for todays mordern babbykillers (in iraq) sent there by DUMBya to (more)
User Rating: 4.8 / 10 (7,064 votes)
Cast overview, first billed only:
John Wayne ... Sgt. Chance Lubbock
Sophia Loren ... Jenny Wu
Jodie Foster ... Sara Wu
Robert Duvall ... Col. Bronze Hammersmith
George Takei ... Cpl. Lu Nguyen
Anthony Perkins ... Gen. Long-King Ngook
Also Known As:
John Wayne's Gook Leaper Terror (3D Popomatics Version) (USA)
Ha ha que le monde a oublié que c'est notre défaut! (Fra)
Johnny American-kun Opprossorubo Lesser Asian (Jpn)
Yankee War Wank (UK)
Do Long Yono American Nightmare Hell Comedy (Vie)
Runtime: 96 mins / France: 95002 mm
Language: Motivational Catchphrases
Color: Orangeish Green
Aspect Ratio: 36: 24: 36 (5:3)
Sound Mix: Zerophonics (Counteraural Unaudio Incorporation)
MOVIEmeter: 3.1415% since 0500 Hours why?
Certification: Australia: Abo Prohibited / France: je oosh / Yugoslavia: Hook Hands Only / Germany: Audiences Macht Frei / Japan: Superu Batteroid / UK: Bollock Fifteen / USA: MJ12 / Vietnam: Ha!
AMDB Memorable Quotes:
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: Leave it to a gook to attack a man while he's sleeping.
Cpl. Lu Nguyen: I no gook, Sergeant! I love freedom!
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: Well, I reckon if they can teach a horse to count they can teach a gook to be free.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: I don't got much time for Colonels, Colonel. My men need me.
Col. Bronze Hammersmith: Charlie can wait five minutes.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: Charlie, maybe, but I've got fifteen strong blacks in my platoon and they're crazy on the reefer. They've gotta shoot something and I'd prefer it doesn't have round eyes.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: [Pulls back from a kiss with Jenny Wu] I've never kissed a gook before.
Jenny Wu: I'm only half-gook.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: What's the other half?
Jenny Wu: French.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: I hope I kissed the gook. [He kisses her again.]
Gen. Long-King Ngook: Pray to God? Ha! There is no time for your Yankee fantasies.
[Shoots the American prisoner.]
Gen. Long-King Ngook: When we are victorious here we will go there, to America, and I will laugh when we slay your American God on his altar.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: Rest easy, little buddy. We did it. It's over. Just try to stay awake.
Cpl. Lu Nguyen: [Clearly dying] We did it?
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: Me and America did it, but you did help some.
Sgt. Chance Lubbock: You're what this is all about...free gooks...
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