Twoface
Inflatable Superman
And a young, airbrushed Stallone/Ray Ramano?
blaarghh
I went on that exact ride and thought nothing of it until I discovered goatse a couple of years later. It still amuses me that they painted the inside of the chair brown, out of all the colours to choose.
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