R. P. McMurphy

The entrance to Luna Park in Melbourne. I know that the face was meant to be happy, but those eyes are not happy eyes.


Here's something from Geneva on the Lake.

A bit along the lines of the copyright/trademark infringing murals painted on shady daycare centers.



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