When I lived in Alaska, I worked for a bank. I would often get tourists asking me, in all earnestness, if we took 'American money'.

Now I wish I would have exchanged their cash for the nuts and bark they so obviously were expecting.


I'm an American living in Edinburgh, and I never run out of reasons to be ashamed of where I'm from. Keep in mind, Edinburgh is a city one of the UK's largest castles right in the middle of it. I once witnessed an American lady point at the castle and ask if they took it down when the festival season was over.


Overheard around Niagara Falls:

"Do they turn off the Falls at night?"


"Belgium, hmm, that's a city in Brussels, right?"

By a GERMAN tourist, somewhere in France.


A friend of a friend working at a Viking museum in Oslo, Norway was approached by a fat old American woman, who wondered if Norwegians had as much trouble with the Vikings as they did back home with the Indians.

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"Do you accept American dollars here?"

Said by an American middle aged woman in a store in Old Town, Stockholm.

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