(NOTE TO SELF: Make a "pussy" joke here, namedrop Sefiros then delete this comment before uploading. Also buy milk: it is delicious and helps your bones.)
ShockLobster's dream...a world with no Mondays...
Tacostein created a replica of the creature from that movie that everyone is always referencing here. Well, at least it wasn't that fucking cube again.
The Deadly Hume dares you to sit on his new chair.
Once again Tornado Lazers brings an elegant touch of sophistication to the Goldmine.
This Week on Something Awful...
Pardon Our Dust
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
DEAR FURRIES: WE WERE WRONG
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Let's improve landmarks
Landmarks and statues around the world: old, boring and could use an update.
Make Horror Wholesome
Join the SA Forum photoshop goons in their quest to make horror wholesome!
Every Conceivable Way EA Could Screw Up Star Wars: Squadrons
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
About This Column
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.
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