Captain Hero posted:

Push the top button, then wait. One of the doors should open soon. Step inside and push the button with the highest number value.

Top button pressed.

A portal has opened.


ChuckNorrisaurus posted:

The portal must be the entrance to the Internet. Enter it.

The Internet is small and boring.


an ass posted:

Hit the red button.

There is a loud ringing sound until I release the button.


Captain Hero posted:

Push any button. Once the doors open, hit the red button, then exit.

I have pressed the highest number.

I have exited the portal and pressed the red button. It only rang shortly.

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