Who said annoying assholes had to stop being annoying once you step inside the classroom?

Look, Technowrite! I'm so extremely popular that I get calls in the middle of class AND I'm so totally hip to the phattest, freshest beats on the radio today! I'm still going to pretend I didn't hear my phone for a good 15 seconds, though!

Sataren's Pseudo Know-it-all speaks for itself — and we're really, really tired of listening.

Yeah, Robothoven2, sometimes it's this or some pseudo intellectual's nit-picking that's just as hard to stomach.

I'd personally be pretty awestruck, Mahuum Aqoha...how often do you find two people of the opposite sex who actually LIKE being up for class at 9 in the morning?

I hope these kids don't write for your school paper, Ice_2_c_u...

Don't feel too bad, KillerBean — guys like that aren't exactly wrecking your curve.

You can always "accidentally" step on the toes of people who insist on being this inattentive, bringoutthegimp.

More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Pardon Our Dust

    Pardon Our Dust

    Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.



    Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind

About This Column

The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.

Previous Articles

Suggested Articles

Copyright ©2021 Jeffrey "of" YOSPOS & Something Awful