"Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh."
"Why resist? You love this as much as I. After all, you made me. There is a world out there, waiting to yield to us. So much flesh, so many different pleasures."
"Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven."
"Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"
"You opened the box and your soul belongs to me."
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