Koishi Komeiji

"Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like razors through flesh."


Sephiroth_IRA

"Why resist? You love this as much as I. After all, you made me. There is a world out there, waiting to yield to us. So much flesh, so many different pleasures."


WetNightmare

"Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven."


"Go on... but trick us again child, and your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"


"You opened the box and your soul belongs to me."

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