"No tears please. It's a waste of good suffering."
"Save your tears. I'll reap your sorrow slowly. I have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper."
"Ah, the eternal refrain of humanity. Pleading ignorance, begging for mercy. "Please, help me. I don't understand."
"Explorers in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others."
"If you have a quality, be proud of it. let it define you, whatever it is."
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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