The silly nerds are under control! Just a few more pages of their silly movie posters and I think that everything will be ok again!
"The Rokstar" should probably run because he doesn't have nearly the experience necessary to fight this dragon.
"The Rokstar" made this movie poster. He is not implying anything about racial diversity or diversity issues.
"Theli" would like you to know that the XBox is actually fairly large, contrary to popular belief.
"Tiggs" will need all of the prayer he can get:
"Tiggs" also has problems because he has porn which happens to be of weird amputee octuplets. Freak.
"Tiresias" can't wait for this movie to come out and neither can I. My tower is in need of some elf-magic or whatever those dorks would call it.
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