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Umiapik
Take his place at the pedestal and ask him his name
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HiHo ChiRho
>Beez, eat the man. Leave the beard and robes
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Terminal Entropy
>collect some of the mans blood in an empty Doritos bag and take his beard and robe
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Wendigee
>DIP beard in blood, HOLD it to face and let the sun DRY it in place.
>SCALP peter, and attach halo/scalp to head DRY it in place with the sun.
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