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Umiapik

Take his place at the pedestal and ask him his name

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HiHo ChiRho

>Beez, eat the man. Leave the beard and robes

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Terminal Entropy

>collect some of the mans blood in an empty Doritos bag and take his beard and robe

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Wendigee

>DIP beard in blood, HOLD it to face and let the sun DRY it in place.

>SCALP peter, and attach halo/scalp to head DRY it in place with the sun.

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