Since I am a benevolent king, I offer you not one, but two socktopuses (or socktopi).

This is a thing. I do not know what this thing is based upon. But I like this thing. I hope you enjoy this thing.

Plethora's final sock creature comes in the shape of Victims 17 and 18 from the Silent Hill video games, who takes the role of "protector of the DVDs" very seriously.

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