> Take cat
> Equip cat on head to block your thoughts
> Drink a beer
I don't like the look of that neighbor. Argue with him about politics.
Throw your garbage over the fence into your neighbor's yard. Make sure to crush his flowers.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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