Zack: I would take her aerobics class.
Steve: Black widows aerobics man, stay away. She may thrill the senses with her joan of arc routine but you better get on aspirin regime before you take her class if you know what I mean.
Zack: By the way, this is Natasha Kerensky, probably the single most well-known character in Battletech.
Steve: Yeah, duh, thus the black widow on her lime-green terrycloth workout top.
Zack: "I hope the Inner Sphere is ready to sweat! Did y'all bring enough heat sinks?"
Steve: Trick question. You can never have enough heatsinks. You dishonor the clan. I guess you aren't a mechwarrior after all...freebirth...
With eight movies fighting for Oscar gold, which one will win? I don't know! But you don't either.
Any forum poster worth their salt will gladly inform you (without being asked) that genre fiction is, in fact, garbage for children. You are not reading a real book unless it is difficult and mildly unpleasant. Test your READING MACHISMO with these truly challenging works.
Saving a village of khaki Rastafarians from the confetti geyser. AGAIN.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.