Zack: I would take her aerobics class.

Steve: Black widows aerobics man, stay away. She may thrill the senses with her joan of arc routine but you better get on aspirin regime before you take her class if you know what I mean.

Zack: By the way, this is Natasha Kerensky, probably the single most well-known character in Battletech.

Steve: Yeah, duh, thus the black widow on her lime-green terrycloth workout top.

Zack: "I hope the Inner Sphere is ready to sweat! Did y'all bring enough heat sinks?"

Steve: Trick question. You can never have enough heatsinks. You dishonor the clan. I guess you aren't a mechwarrior after all...freebirth...

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