Zack: I would take her aerobics class.
Steve: Black widows aerobics man, stay away. She may thrill the senses with her joan of arc routine but you better get on aspirin regime before you take her class if you know what I mean.
Zack: By the way, this is Natasha Kerensky, probably the single most well-known character in Battletech.
Steve: Yeah, duh, thus the black widow on her lime-green terrycloth workout top.
Zack: "I hope the Inner Sphere is ready to sweat! Did y'all bring enough heat sinks?"
Steve: Trick question. You can never have enough heatsinks. You dishonor the clan. I guess you aren't a mechwarrior after all...freebirth...
In these contentious political times it is more important than ever to work together in a bipartisan way with the people who said I should be thrown out of a helicopter for being an Antifa terrorist.
This Halloween, log off and visit your friends at the local Halloween Superstore.
Better than expected, and absolute garbage
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.