Winner Most Likely to Be a Serial Killer's Artwork
Steve: This one is from Kevin. I think we need to change our email address.
Zack: He put this together by hand. That's worth, uh, something.
Steve: Could we get a restraining order based on one piece of art?
Zack: It's less scary when you find out what actually went into the process, because it was created over the course of an hour on a public access TV show.
Zack: I'm not joking. Kevin is part of a TV show where people make collages on air.
Steve: That sounds actually super bad ass. As a fellow (retired) public access TV host of my drumming and philosophy TV show Man and His Cymbals I salute Kevin.
Steve: Just not enough to give him a prize.
Zack: If you want to watch an hour of a man making a contest entry, you can search Youtube for "Call of Cobain."
Zack: I would call Kevin a big time nerd, but then again we write a column about role playing games so that's sort of throwing a rock out of our mother's glass basement.
Steve: He's cool. Like us.
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