Zack: Hey, bro, I think your brain is sick or something.
Steve: Alright, now who left the door open on the Far Place?
Zack: Dimensional bleeding and tears? Sounds like somebody needs a pelvic mesh.
Steve: Disembodied space brains serving a proto-god sounds like a pretty wicked band name to me.
Zack: "Thank you for coming out everybody! We are Limbus and the World Flayers!" *starts playing '80s inspired electro music from a MacBook*
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.