Zack: Fuck these guys.
Steve: I feel like we just reviewed FATAL.Zack: Never say that again. We simply pointed out why we were not reviewing it.
Steve: I should have kept quiet about all those emails.
Zack: If you're reading this and you made it all the way to the end: there you go, you bastards. I hope you're happy.Steve: I'm not happy.
Zack: No one will ever be happy again.
Extremely proud over here! The bosses took notice and I have been promoted to 20 cages!!
Mr. Sakurai-sama, where the FRICK is Dino Riki!?
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.