Zack: I remember this feeling from my calculus class. I know I'm looking at math, but all I see is FUCK YOU written on the blackboard.
Steve: That's not a blackboard.
Zack: It was a metaphor, Steve.Steve: It's a GIF.
Zack: I'd tell you to take a hike, but I'm worried there is a chart for that.Steve: Not for taking a hike, but there's a chart for telling me to take a hike, and you failed.
Zack: I'd jump off a bridge and kill myself, but...the complexity of jumping saves lives again.
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