Zack: Yes, a totally badass robot. Uhhhhhh, huh.Steve: Look at that, man, he has like a cool gun and a wire beard and some sort of thrusters on his forehead.
Zack: And it's just about the robot?
Steve: Just the robot.
Zack: It doesn't have annnnnnything to do with this woman with the three dimensional areolas popping out of a shirt sized for a baby?
Steve: What a disgusting suggestion. I hadn't even noticed that she had a huge rack busting out.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.