Steve: This is what you think is cool?
Zack: Oh, it's so cool, man! It's like, what if a cat was also a woman, so it was sexy in the lady parts and hten a cat when we're talking business.
Steve: Don't make fun of this stuff. This was the last monthly issue. Then they went quarterly.
Zack: And to commemorate it, someone made this excellent statue. Possible a ten year old.Steve: That's Boris Vallejo. I don't...I can't...just make it stop.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.