Steve: This is my favorite cover so far. Hot babe. Cool planets hovering overhead. A badass animal. Some sort of bird monsters. Frozen city. It's like Where's Waldo? only everything is Waldo and Waldo is frickin' super cool.
Zack: You're not picking the best art anymore. You're just picking your favorite breasts. Frankly, that is disgusting to me.
Steve: Breasts are disgusting to you?
Zack: No, you don't treat these women as anything other than shapely bosoms when clearly they have other interests, such as barbarianing and possibly cosmos warring.Steve: Alright, if you can find something cooler than this, then show me what you've got.
Zack: Boom. It's the most horrifying monster of all: time. And who battles time? Clocks. And how do they battle time? By splattering open jelly beans underwater.Steve: I'm starting to think you are intentionally picking the stupidest covers you can find.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.