Zack: Tap two deserts to release a video to Al-Jazeera.
Steve: How come everything else in magic is Urzah this and Benalish that and suddenly they're throwing Arabs and Allahs around?
Zack: The neo-cons made Arabs into a fantasy race similar to goblins or thri-kreen. Didn't you watch Power of Nightmares?
Steve: Nightmares you mean like the evil horse?
Zack: Yes. Richard Perle.
Facebook must remain unflagging in its vigilance against titties even in these troubled times of rising fascism.
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.