Zack: "Fuck this, I'm out of here."

Steve: An appropriate image to end the article.

Zack: He has the right idea. The longer you hang around with the babe, the more likely you are to get attacked by a swarm of animals or Nazis.

Steve: And you know this hot date is ending with the ubiquitous laser sounds.

Zack: If he's lucky and his ant boyfriend doesn't catch him with a human woman.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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