Zack: The early Batman logo was pretty rough.
Lowtax: Is he wearing the New Orleans Saints logo?
Zack: Or maybe he has flippers for limbs and he is jumping.
Lowtax: He's leaping from a spooooooky drainage ditch.
Lowtax: "Okay I'm going to draw this angry baby dude eating a jelly donut but I can't figure out what his body should look like"
Zack: "Eh, just make it look like the top half of a tuxedo shirt."
Lowtax: Revenge of the jelly donut-eating Thalidomide baby from hell.
Zack: I can picture this guy staggering out of a McDonald's moaning, "Mooorrrre French Fries!"
Lowtax: Oh come on, you don't get dressed to the 9s like this dude just to hit up McDs.
Zack: You do when your skin is literally a tuxedo shirt.
Lowtax: Either way he's got some sweet child-birthin hips. Er child-stabbing hips.
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