Zack: The early Batman logo was pretty rough.
Lowtax: Is he wearing the New Orleans Saints logo?
Zack: Or maybe he has flippers for limbs and he is jumping.
Lowtax: He's leaping from a spooooooky drainage ditch.
Lowtax: "Okay I'm going to draw this angry baby dude eating a jelly donut but I can't figure out what his body should look like"
Zack: "Eh, just make it look like the top half of a tuxedo shirt."
Lowtax: Revenge of the jelly donut-eating Thalidomide baby from hell.
Zack: I can picture this guy staggering out of a McDonald's moaning, "Mooorrrre French Fries!"
Lowtax: Oh come on, you don't get dressed to the 9s like this dude just to hit up McDs.
Zack: You do when your skin is literally a tuxedo shirt.
Lowtax: Either way he's got some sweet child-birthin hips. Er child-stabbing hips.
I saw good men turned to mush in the wars against the soggies. Men much better than you, Mr. President. If you are going to take John Brennan's security clearance, take my security clearance too.
Forget beer checkers, beer chess and beer dejarik. Only these games are guaranteed to put you on dialysis by age 30.
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.