Zack: "It's not what you think!"
Lowtax:: So is this a rat or a cat or a weird human or....?
Zack: I think the only limit is your macabre imagination.
Lowtax:: "Oy guv! Looks like ye caught me with a spot o' tea!"
Zack: Rat tea is never as good as you think it's gonna be.
Zack: You put the rats in the big jar with the water and then wait eight hours. Never that good.
Lowtax:: Well that idiot thinks it's a blast, look how full his cup is. I can't wait to see his stupid face fall.
Lowtax:: "Duped again by the infernal rat tea! This happens every time!"
Lowtax:: "Also what the fuck am I?"
Zack: If he has to skitter anywhere he is going to spill it all over.
Lowtax:: This is the real ending to the Blair Witch movie.
Lowtax:: Rat dude in a corner drinking shitty tea.
Zack: Spilling it all over because dumbass ambiguous bushytail has to fill every cup to the brim.
Zack: Do you think the witch likes that?
Zack: Do you think she's impressed?
Lowtax:: She had extremely low standards throughout the movie, so I'd say probably.
"I thought the internet was all fun and games. Grow virtual plants on Facebook. Send email to grandma. IM friends with emojis," said the Stupid Ass Teenager, currently dying in an Idiot County hospital. "Never in my wildest dreams could I ever possibly humanly imagine that doing stupid ass internet shit in real life might get me mortally injured."
(Lips smacking, mouth full of peanut butter, glistening streams of peanut butter oil running down chin) "I'm full as hell, and I'm not going to take another bite!"
Bonk: The Only Good Bonk Is A Head Bonk
We review every game from the last 2 months, plus all 21 SNES Classic titles
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.