Steve: Sure, go ahead and beat this female British commando into a bloody pulp, giant Russian bear-fighter. I'm more worried about the pushers trying to sell their "mary jane" on the mean streets.

Zack: Now that In Treatment is canceled I sure hope Gabriel Byrne doesn't have to return to his career as a street fighting woman cop.

Steve: Her feet are longer than her forearms.

Zack: I bet she's a good swimmer. And also good at whatever you can do if your thigh is the size of a garbage can.

Steve: Not honest police work.

Zack: I'm sure she'll be clapping or jumping up and down rapidly after every fight.

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