Steve: Sure, go ahead and beat this female British commando into a bloody pulp, giant Russian bear-fighter. I'm more worried about the pushers trying to sell their "mary jane" on the mean streets.
Zack: Now that In Treatment is canceled I sure hope Gabriel Byrne doesn't have to return to his career as a street fighting woman cop.
Steve: Her feet are longer than her forearms.
Zack: I bet she's a good swimmer. And also good at whatever you can do if your thigh is the size of a garbage can.
Steve: Not honest police work.
Zack: I'm sure she'll be clapping or jumping up and down rapidly after every fight.
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Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.