My seven-year old daughter Lauren apparently took time out of her first grade class to write this highly informative guide to Minecraft (aka "Mindcraft 3"?!?), for all you nice ladies and gentlemen. Please read it and enjoy the many informative hints and insights it may offer.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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