Emry farts when you tickle her Why she seems like such a normal girl! Wait, you say her boyfriend sticks his penis into her bellybutton? Uhhh, oh and she draws/writes stories where members of a cartoon death metal band have gay sex with each other? That's it, I'm out of here! *gets on motorcycle, peels out*
It's been a while since we had a GE Cafe thread. Well, I'm back. What's going on in this thread?
Dear Paco de Suave, Hey Paco de Suave, can you help me fix my motorcycle? I crashed it when I saw a picture of GE Cafe.
Ok, but first check out my tattoo.
Uh, no I think my bike is fine actually.
Hehehehehe...I just happen to be a...Gunner Yuna....but...I'm crossplaying as one....
*peels out again*
watch and weight is for gays Is he gone? Good. I don't see how exactly Watch & Wait is exactly for gays but...
Oh. So its full of people in goofy-ass clothes and people doing things in highly complicated antiquated ways just because they think it makes them cool. Yup, full of gays.
~*~ The Firing Range ~*~
Reppin': Miso Beno
Have you ever been polishing your extensive gat collection, then stopped to longingly look at your keyboard and wish you could discuss cleaning your guns with somebody? Who hasn't? That's what I want to know.
Col. Charles Askins Nugget-a-Day Calendar, ca. 1953 - "Baseball is the great American game but it is no more completely American than pistol shooting. Granted the former attracts a much larger audience, the latter has its adherents too. Given his choice the small boy finds the replica of the Colt Frontier model more appealing than the baseball bat. And while moralists cry that we are surely making stickup men or militarists of our sons, I somehow question if the matter doesn't go considerably deeper than a two-gun rig buckled low."
My Dad's Wacky Range Trip - AR's helped discover a firearms theft by merely trying to blow a rental gun up.
The Canadian Guns/Shooters/Questions Thread - Happen to be a firearms totin' frostback? Head on over to DrakeriderCa's informational thread on polar bears and Lee Enfields.
Transferring Gun Ownership - How do I received gift?
A Question about Greyhounds and Guns - OH GOD THAT GREYHOUND HAS A GUN SOMEONE CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL SWAT TEAM!
All about scopes - Feel like slapping a 24-83x90 TASCO SUPER SNIPER SCOPE on your rifle? Then get your TACTICAL SUPER SNIPER but on into devilsbite's thread and he'll learn you up on mounting that bitch to your Remington 710.
How I Got Emasculated by a Girl with a .380, or, Always Carry a Gun - Because handling firearms while on prescription pain medications is the best idea ever.
Helpless, Clueless Female Seeks Firearm Advice - Proof that it impossible for a female to post in TFR without goons hitting on her.
Looking for a Modular Vest - I'm an airsofter looking for airsofter gear, please tell me why BLACKHAWK! is the best gear an airsofter can buy.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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