~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles
If you've gotten as far as to read Internet articles about Internet forums (as you apparently have) but you're still not killing yourself by eating dishes of incredible unhealthiness devised by fellow Internet people, well I just don't know what to do with you.
Eating Lots of Meats Linked to a Number of Cancers - Thankfully free of a chorus of "Told you sos" from the resident vegetarians, this thread nonetheless shows insight, common sense, and glorious defiance all at once.
Cold. Meaty. Hands.
Let's Invent New Shots, Again! - "So do not, do not, under any circumstances become curious as to the nature of Cowboy Killers. They are administered by psychotic people from Wisconsin who are nourished by human suffering."
Holiday baking and candy making - We're all happilly dieing of sugar induced seizures in this thread.
Mind Numbing Prep Work - This is the dirty guts of the cooking process; one of the parts that nobody likes to talk about. Share stories of woe here.
Reppin': muscles like this?
"Urrrrsulllaaa!!" Was there ever a comic book where some guy died and screamed out "Ursullaaaa!"? Because if so maybe he was calling out someone's name or maybe he was just dying really bad.
(Ursula is a terrible name is what I'm trying to say.)
Death on the Bayou: a graphic novel (CONTEST w/ prizes!) A cross-post from the GBS thread. Basically, the concept is that you are to draw a single panel page from the hypothetical graphic novel "Death on the Bayou." There are lots of prizes to win. Yay.
The Dark Knight promises a rather 'long' (SPOILERS AFOOT?) This links to page one but go to page 4 and you'll find the BSS discussion of the new trailer and IMAX footage from this weekend. There are also some bitchin' posters.
Tie-in comics art: is it EVER any good? You know how there are comic books for stuff like the new Battlestar Galactica series and Star Wars and other sundry science fiction series? No? Fuck you then! The point is that these books usually don't have the best art in the world, or story... or even binding. In fact, they suck.
24-Hour Comics Day 2.0! So yeah, there was already a 24 hour comic day this year. This however is a BSS specifical 24 hour comic day. I hate writing out 24 hour comic day, I keep on putting the wrong number instead of the 4 because when I type I don't look athe the ceyboard and I don't use the hand things twhere a you keep your hands in the same position so I put the wrong number. Oh and if you want to jjoin in YOU'RE TOO LATE SUCKA.
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