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Breed: German Shepherd
Relationship Status: Single
Location: In and around Shaggy Butte
Rating: (3.5 out of 5 bones)
ePets: Trotter has been ePetted 46 times.
EDITOR'S REVIEW: Little is known about Trotter since he exploded onto the Shaggy Butte dog scene, but many are suggesting that this retired military mutt is on a mission. Old age, sore joints and cataracts mean nothing to this tough soldier, still unrelenting in his fight for justice. Even with his mysterious origins, it is all but certain Trotter shares a common history and deadly rivalry with the villainous El Cráneo Negro. Gruff military exterior aside, he loves loud squeaky toys and big meaty bones.
--BarkWire Senior Editor Chris Bluefield
37 Reviews for Trotter - Displaying 28-32
Who is this dog? Never heard of him.
Posted by Selma [Read other reviews by Selma]
Everyone keeps talking about this dog but I've never heard of him. Where did he come from? I'm not fond of having new dogs show up in town, because I can barely keep track of the old ones. Whose dog is this? Who owns this dog? I wrote a letter to the mayor saying all dogs must have owners. This dog better have an owner.
If this is your dog please take it inside.
Posted by TenaciousMom [Read other reviews by TenaciousMom]
Good heavens! Is this dog in league with Senator? I saw this Trotter character and Senator and a bunch of other mangy pests patrolling around town like they owned the place. They were absolutely disgusting, filthy, and beaten up. I would just as soon see a dog catcher come into town and round these mutts up one by one. My darling Tenacity can't even go outside without some vulgar dog like Senator or Doublewide chasing her down.
SOLID INTEL ON TROTTER
Posted by RandyF [Read other reviews by RandyF]
FILED FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT. WAS ABLE TO OBTAIN INFO ON TROTTER, FORMER GOVERNMENT POOCH. BREAKDOWN AS FOLLOWS:
EVIDENCE SUGGESTS TROTTER HAS COME OUT OF RETIREMENT. THEORY: FORMER CARTEL DOG = EL CRANEO NEGRO. BOTH UNCLE AND COUSIN LEVI AGREE. ALSO SELLING OLD TRACTOR IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED. DOES NOT RUN BUT CONTAINS VALUABLE BULK AND METAL. $600 OBO.
Show your support!
Posted by Angie [Read other reviews by Angie]
I have been buying extra dog biscuits to give to Trotter's forces. I know Senator is among them and he is a bad dog, but I believe even the darkest soul can find the Lord's forgiveness. Except for El Cráneo Negro. He and his dogs are just pure evil. Maybe if Trotter can lead his boys to victory my children will be able to play outside again without fear of getting mauled to death.
God Bless America and Our Troops, Human and Canine!
THIS DOGGY WINKED AT ME
Posted by ELMO STEPHENS [Read other reviews by ELMO STEPHENS]
I WAS OUTSIDE AND I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG AND NORMALLY I GET CHASED BY DOGS NOW BUT I SAW THIS DOG AND I SAID TO HIM "HELLO DOGGY BEAUTIFUL DAY ISN'T IT?" AND HE TURNED AND WINKED AT ME. I SMILED BACK AND THE REST OF THE DAY WAS VERY PLEASANT EXCEPT FOR THE EVENING WHEN I WAS CHASED HOME BY ANOTHER MAD DOG. THANKS TROTTER I WILL NOT FORGET YOU. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I AM GOING TO HUG YOU SO BIG.
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER, AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER!
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