A conversation between father and son


"Son, I'm proud of you. All of America is proud of you. Mission Accomplished."


"Thanks dad. I could have done it without you, and I did. I'm my own Man."


"I know, son."


"Hey, wanna see how far I can bend my leg above my head?"


"..."


"Yes."


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