first off, i'm a athiest and a member of the green party. so you've been warned that my opinions may be too much for u to handle.

second off, this is just another example of the 43rd gerge w bu$$$h reich dictating to us what is right and wrong. like in a little book called 1984!!! i never read it but i watched the movie version, called brazil, and it looks like a lot of the same things are happening here that are happening in that movie (i missed the last hour of the movie so things might be even worse than i thought) u know who i bet likes this: republicans... they ruin everything. me and my friend apryl went to a peace rally one time and u know who wanted us to leave? republicans! we stayed though because we got free hot dogs and pop. i should rest my case but i have more evidence.

my grandma wants me to go to church more and she doesn't vote but she called bu$$$$$$$$$h a handsome man on time when he was on tv! when that man is killing children in the streets of iraq while vp chaney hoses him down with oil. oil from blood!

in five years when i'm old enough to vote, i'll tell u who i'm not voteing for: GEORGE W> BU$H

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LiveJournal is against users who list "pedophilia" as an interest?

*rubs eyes*

*tosses back a Mountain Dew: Code Red*

This is all I have say about a decision so utterly dumb: O_O;

Pedophilia is a SICKNESS, LiveJournal. It's a DISEASE! You might as well ban anyone whose ever had a drink in their lives, because they could be alcoholics (also a disease)! Or ban anyone whose ever taken a psychology class, because maybe their interested in psychological disorders... Like pedophilia, perhaps?

*smacks head*

How do you think these people feel, who are struggling with their disease so openly on the Internet? WHY aren't you shutting down web sites that tell stories told by cancer victims or something like that? Pedophilia, like the common cold, is nothing to be ashamed of. Rest assured that when my children (Taylor, 2, and Abe, 3) are old enough to use the Internet, they WON'T be using your site!

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They came first for the pedophiles,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a pedophile.
Then they came for the fanfic writers,
and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a fanfic writer.
Then they came for the Naruto fans,
and I didn't speak up because I like One Piece.
Then they came for me,
and by that time no one was left to speak up.

Food for thought.

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Thanks LiveJournal! I can access my journal now and I'm happier than ever! To celebrate this moment, I'll give you guys a preview of my latest fic!

Tommy Pickles and Angelica: A Wet Diaper and a Filthy Mind
By: preschoolers_dream

Tommy Pickles wiped the sweat off of his rugged brow. "Whew." He'd finally gotten Chuckie out of his hair, leaving the afternoon free to sun his naked body by the window. Smooth and supple, with a cottony newness, his flesh lay lightly on the carpet. A breeze crossed his lower regions and he thought briefly of Lil. He'd take care of her tomorrow... And maybe that little brother of hers. A sudden noise made Tommy lift his head up slightly. Angelica was just a few feet away from him.

"Stupid naked baby!" She was wearing a new pink swimsuit, snug against her body. "Are you ready to take this on?"

Tommy stood up and looked at her slyly. "A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do."

(Click here to read more!)

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