Wakka-wakka-wakka... What's that sound? Why it's our old buddy Pac-Man, that gaming hero who spawned from a simple yellow circle! Whether he's chasing ghosts or gobbling down dots, Pac-Man's actions truly resonate with us all. And if you savvy Pac-Man players are skilled enough, you can even chomp down on some fruit if you're lucky! My father and I weren't so lucky, since the only berries we could find to eat when we were cast ashore ended up giving us violent nausea and diarrhea! And the water we didn't have the tools to boil just made us even sicker. After all that, Pac-Man fever seems like a pretty good deal to me!
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It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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