"The Bush Era: When America had a teeny-tiny Dick." -- GnatKingCole
el Gran Poco wants you to meet the new boss. Same as the old boss, but, you know, a foot or so shorter. Yeahhhh!
Hello, el Gran Poco. Come and play with us forever and ever and ever.
Thanks to el Gran Poco for activating the shrink ray, to the Something Awful Forum Goons for splicing the beam for maximum miniaturization, and to short people, for their little baby legs and little cars that go beep, beep, beep.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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