"Throwdown" is fending off women left and right, but only when he goes into his basement. No, I don't know what that means either.
"boji" is very popular with the ladies:
"CptPlanet" is no longer as interested in promoting environmental issues as he used to be.
"Visual Agnosia" offers this public service announcement (YOU BETTER READ THIS, JAPAN):
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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