"Phalkin" sends a friendly reminder to kids to just give the fuck up already:
"mav.rc" reminds us of the harsh consequences to flunking out of NASA:
"Lamech" gives hope to starving drama lovers:
Here is "Gatekeeper" confusing the vast majority of people, save for the few a little too familiar with Lewis Black.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
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