"Look at you, candidates: pathetic creatures of suit and tie, panting and sweating as you sit through my questions. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal moderator?"
Thanks again to Mulefisk for daring to imagine a world in which politicians are evil, and to the SA Forum Goons for indulging his flight of fancy!
It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
Scourgelord Vilius Mandragore gave a speech from our shattered capital on Friday and we are here to fact check his claims about his million year empire.
Reason 9: Ongoing mechanical issues with the internal Superman 64 fog machine.
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