Special Guest Idris Elba's (Not a Joke) Top 10 Games of 2017
I didn't expect a reply, but it came. Here, somehow, is Idris Elba's list of 2017's best games.
Patch Notes: The PUBG Girl Parts Update
All gun sights and scopes changed to Fleshlights - zoom in to get a good look at the mysterious sex organ
2017 Game of the Year Awards Part One: January to July
This covers the first half of the year, from January to July. Which half of the year will the next installment cover? You'll have to come back on December 13th to find out!
Loot Boxes and Unlocks(es?), Battlefront II and You
The default crosshair is an enormous block of text flashing "YOU ARE A GARBAGE IDIOT". Simply play the game for 100 hours to unlock a regular crosshair, or buy the Elite Sniper Pack for $29.99.
Warhammer Underworlds: Shadespire (Part 7)
You appreciate Warhammer from a safe distance. Yet for some reason you haven't taken the plunge and tried a miniatures wargame. Warhammer Underworlds: Shadespire is the ideal way to dip your toe in the water. Swimming. Metaphors.
Japanese Box Art Is Always Better
A hot dog leaping, fist raised in jubilation. A sweaty business man making an O with his mouth as his bow tie spins like a propeller. A swirling vortex of dreidels. This is the Japanese box art for Gone Home.
What Can You Do In Divinity: Original Sin 2?
You can open up your inventory and gasp. A thousand keys? Three thousand books? Enough body parts to make twenty entire elves?
There's More Bad Destiny 2 Merchandise Than Good Destiny 2 Content
Candles scented like planets(?) and Destiny logo ice cube trayss increase KDR by 26% on average! Trusted by Pros
If I Was The Onion's Video Game Editor
Hosts Spend Entirety Of Weekly 4-Hour Podcast Bemoaning Lack Of Time To Play Discussed Games
Nidhogg 2 And West of Loathing Are Dumber - And Therefore Better - Than Most Games
Sometimes you just want to zone out and see what happens when your inner moron takes over. Enter two dumbass-friendly games that came out this month, Nidhogg 2 and West of Loathing.
A Recap Of Every DOTA 2 International Match
The International is here, cramming roughly twelve thousand hours of DOTA 2 into one week. That's a lot to keep up with! If you miss out on anything just refer to this recap, which describes every match in the tournament.
Legend On Legend: Solid Snake Interviews Mario
Solid Snake: "How did they get your password?" Mario: "Ah spaghetti... ah ravioli..."
Better(?) Magazine Ads For Classic Games
Seize the mean beans of production with Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine! SEGA!
The Diablo 3 Necromancer DLC: Time For A Skeleton Key Party
Today you can slap down fifteen bucks for Diablo 3's new class, the Diablo 2 Necromancer. How does this character rate in the SMPDSI (Skeletal Minion Per Dollar Spent Index)? Let's find out!
EXCLUSIVE E3 MEGATON REPORT: I Bought Rage and Got Rage With Sewers
The simple fact is, I have Rage with Sewers. Dwelling on the divine purpose behind this fact would be a waste of time. Sewers cannot be undone.
Know Your Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Skills
Channel the instincts of a dire bear to scratch your back on the trunk of a skull tree
Playerunknown's Battlegrounds: How To Finish In The Top 100 Nearly Every Time!
100 players squirt out of a cargo plane's butthole then scavenge and fight until one person remains. If you want to finish in the Top 100, follow these hot tips from top gamers.
President Trump Compliments Video Game Villains
He praises Putin, deifies Duterte, and has nothing but nice things to say about any dictator or war criminal that comes up in conversation. So what does the president think about some of the most evil video game villains of all time?
Real Life Skills We Learn By Playing Video Games
After inserting quarters and getting swollen joystick thumbs for years, have video game junkies learned anything of value? As a matter of fact, they have!
From Odyssey to the Switch: The Definitive History of Video Game Consoles
I have all the respect in the world for the fantastic people who host Retronauts, but they are rubes and their hard-earned success should be mine.
Video Game Headlines In 2017
Exploring Inequality In Trump's America Through The Lens Of Horizon: Zero Dawn's Melee Attack
Tech Lab On a Budget Presents: Nintendo Switch Stress Test
Like Digital Foundry, iFixit, or an idiot on YouTube awkwardly reading a script while poking at hardware with a boxcutter he's holding the wrong way, I am a hardware expert. Unlike them, I have no money and no access to free review units.
Conan Exiles Is My First Early Access Survival Game, and I'm the Best at These Things
I have no experience with early access survival games. No holding people at gunpoint, demanding they hand over a can of beans and their underwear. No rummaging through drawers in abandoned buildings for dinosaur eggs.
How to Hide All Your Illegal Video Game Files
Create a folder on your desktop named Illegal Files. For the purposes of this tutorial, I will assume that you're running Windows 95.
The True Cost of a Nintendo Switch, How to Play Hearthstone Like Me
Joy Con Controllers (pair, left and right Joy Con) - $79 Joy Con Controller (left or right) - $49 Joy Con Contr (half of a left or right controller) - $59
Why You Should Play Video Games: An Argument Based Entirely Upon Patent Drawings
Players of all types are welcome, whether they have three heads, a dive mask, no body, or they're two dimensional
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