What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Kids, help grandma with her bags. And help grandpa stop cumming all over the place.

Answer: Mauntain Dew.

I call flirting "joking about my birthday suit"; please help me decipher my guy's equally inscrutable euphemisms!

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